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Ermony's FML badges
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    25%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    21%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Ermony's favorite FMLs

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML

By norina - / Tuesday 11 February 2014 10:01 / France - Paris

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

By wtfjusthappened / Friday 31 January 2014 15:29 / United States - Redmond

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML

By freed / Wednesday 29 January 2014 05:13 / United States - Cincinnati

Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML

By fappy dog / Thursday 23 January 2014 21:06 / United States - Granite City