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Emperorhilo's favorite FMLs

Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

By KillMeNow - / Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:08 / United Kingdom

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 October 2011 06:55 / United States

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

By Cristie / Friday 30 September 2011 05:01 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 October 2011 04:02 / United States

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

By pupitre - / Tuesday 18 October 2011 00:16 / Canada