About Eminetlykat
My life exists of those pure unadulterated awkward moments. I either write short stories of them, make movies draw comics, or post on here. It may not have Happened today, but as sure hell, it happened.
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By notsohappy - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:14 / United States
By GettingNone / Thursday 25 June 2009 03:05 / France

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

By toomuchmetal - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:17 / United States
By Anonymous / Wednesday 24 June 2009 05:41 / Canada

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

By FattyMcFatterson - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 02:37 / United States