About Emi1y
Hello there;) -- I'm fluent in sarcasm, sign language, and English. -- My favorite TV shows are Bojack Horseman American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad! -- My favorites movies are The Wolf of Wall Street, any Batman movie, The Last House on the Left, The Heat, Forrest Gump, and Pitch Perfect 1 and 2. -- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love all that good stuff. -- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow. -- I was just recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder and it absolutely sucks? Go ahead, send me a message! Or don't, that's cool too! Continue on, loves! ??✌? "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." -Philippians 4:13
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Emi1y's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By elizio - / Tuesday 4 August 2015 11:59 / United States - Trenton
By Oihana / Saturday 1 August 2015 03:30 / United States - Greensboro
By hamiltonma / Saturday 1 August 2015 03:20 / United States - Boone
By C_Ramirez1695 / Saturday 1 August 2015 02:31 / United States - Houston