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Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could ogle her ass as she walked away. FML

By hé merde / Saturday 23 February 2013 02:27 / France - Paris

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 August 2013 04:02 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

By chumpslolo / Thursday 25 July 2013 10:55 / United States - Vandalia

Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

By how - / Thursday 25 July 2013 04:10 / United States - Crozier

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

By Hesintrouble - / Tuesday 23 July 2013 19:03 / United Kingdom