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Drizl's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

By douglisk1994 - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:07 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

By confused / Friday 27 February 2015 03:07 / United States - Milwaukee

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

By Che_likes_you / Friday 12 December 2014 15:15 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

By Red - / Thursday 4 December 2014 16:31 /

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

By anonymous / Friday 31 October 2014 04:24 / United States - Rancho Cordova