About Deovolente

I can be one of the most sarcastic, yet one of the most blunt people you'll meet. Try not to get them mixed up. Aspiring missionary to Third World countries, teaching English and the gospel, giving hope to the hopeless, and joy to the joyless.

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    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
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    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
    20%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    7%
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Deovolente's favorite FMLs
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