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Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

By fataldisease / Thursday 11 December 2008 12:21 / France

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

By outsmartedbykids - / Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:28 / United States - Lake Mills

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

By vivelawank / Saturday 10 May 2014 20:52 / United Kingdom

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

By Felicityfrank - / Thursday 1 May 2014 14:17 / Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML

By yes, yes it does :( - / Wednesday 30 April 2014 21:11 / United States