About Deadxmanxwalking
"I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth." Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.
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Deadxmanxwalking's favorite FMLs

Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML

By milliepede / Friday 27 May 2016 16:03 /

Today, I needed the toilet in the night. Walking through my pitch black house barefoot, I felt something squish beneath my heel. Thinking it was a morsel of previously dropped food, I turned on the light to clean it up. My eyes met a twitching gecko body, with a flattened, exploded head. FML

By Kakapo4Ever - / Friday 20 May 2016 09:01 / United Kingdom - Abingdon

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

By FrozenAnonymus / Thursday 14 July 2016 18:05 / Czech Republic - Prague

Today, as I was instructing our new third grade students about how our martial arts classes are safer than people think, someone broke their leg right in front of their innocent faces. They saw the bone sticking out. FML

By muaythaiboss / Sunday 22 May 2016 17:45 / United States - Alexandria

Today, my husband and I both got smart watches. We were running around, acting like we were in a James Bond movie, having fun. Until our neighbors called the cops on us for hiding in their bushes. FML

By nykkymcallister - / Thursday 19 May 2016 03:07 / United States - Baltimore