About Darkmirror
You know...there's some really fucked up people here. My kind of website. DarkMirror: Spreader of Badassery (you have no idea how long it takes me to right a check) Interests: reading, writing, swimming, youtubing, and listening to music (normally rock like Three Days Grace, MCR, Queen, Breaking Benjamin, Led Zeppelin, etc. but I'll listen to anything). Oh yeah, and just being plain weird. [email protected] [email protected] - talk to me if your funny, sarcastic, bitchy, bored, or all around awesome like me xD (yeah I wish)
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Darkmirror's favorite FMLs

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

By fuckedalready - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 12:40 / United States

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 06:41 / United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

By jeeperspeepers - / Sunday 2 August 2009 22:03 / United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

By LadyChristina25 / Friday 5 June 2009 01:07 / United States

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

By Unluggee - / Thursday 4 June 2009 10:38 / United Kingdom