About Cobaltraccoon
I don't do much I like cool weather,love cats,and dogs I have my own raccoon, her name is Katie.
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Cobaltraccoon's favorite FMLs

Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML

By Medication / Saturday 12 October 2013 15:31 / United States

Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

By Doritos - / Thursday 17 June 2010 08:06 / United States

Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 September 2009 21:31 / United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

By thanksmom - / Friday 1 May 2009 04:23 / United States