About Classy_turtle
Just some person. Currently pondering the universe in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
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Classy_turtle's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML

By wtf / Wednesday 7 January 2009 19:23 / United States

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

By idiotson / Wednesday 11 June 2014 00:39 / United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

By disturbed / Sunday 1 June 2014 01:53 / Ireland

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

By outsmartedbykids - / Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:28 / United States - Lake Mills

Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

By LyraAlluse - / Sunday 18 May 2014 23:35 / United States - Chandler