About Cinnabonjovi
Literally THE coolest, most rad & bad ass chick you will everrr ever ever meet. Strangers don't exist in my world, everyone IS my best friend and it's a bonus if you have or are into piercings. Kik; UhhhNo1728. Message me and I will show you the way, biiitches(; ♥ ☆ ★ ☆ ♥
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Cinnabonjovi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

By idonteven / Monday 12 August 2013 20:04 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML

By MarissaKayleen / Monday 12 August 2013 10:06 / Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML

By JustSayNo / Sunday 11 August 2013 23:23 / United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML

By x_o - / Sunday 4 August 2013 20:51 / Hungary - ?ttev?ny

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

By Bnewlove / Wednesday 31 July 2013 04:50 / Canada - Surrey