About Chaotonic
Hey you… I am pretty awesome, in a weird sporadic way. I have a way with words, making a stranger smile with my quick wit and my sharp tongue has torn many a people asunder. I have a carefree attitude pretending to be okay at all times even when I feel my world crashing down. I stand up what I believe in, I protect those I care for, and I have a streak of meaness in me as long as the Mississippi river. I am known for my sarcastic intelliegence acting dumb when the situation calls for something more serious, I believe in nothing and everything. I look for the best and I expect the worst. I have no use for money or fake friends. So I expect neither to stick around when I need them most. I work with computers but I am not a computer nerd or a gamer. I read and I sleep. I am a constant fighter, I fight for what to my mind is right, but you might not think so, but to me if i think it is right then it must be, but that is only my belief.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    13,900%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    1,400%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    635,600%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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