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Ch_rae5's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML

By fashionVictim - / Sunday 8 March 2009 20:35 / United States

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 December 2014 00:56 / United Kingdom

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

By mainlineloser - / Friday 28 November 2014 05:25 / United States - Narberth

Today, a guy at work pulled me aside to tell me that I probably shouldn't be working a job where I have to interact with customers, because of my autism. I don't have autism. FML

By Badatlife - / Monday 23 June 2014 16:19 / Australia - Kellyville

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

By idiot says pussy - / Tuesday 21 January 2014 17:43 / United States