About Casablancas879
Hi, my name is Samantha if you wanna talk kik me at Casablancas0000. I won't send nudes (just for those who planned on asking). I love The Strokes, MGMT, Joan Jett, Panic! At The Disco, Blondie, Scorpions, Queensryche, and any other classics. I'm a half-ass grammar nazi so yeah. If you wanna know anything else feel free to message and/or kik me.
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Casablancas879's favorite FMLs

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

By Noname / Friday 9 January 2009 05:18 / France

Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

By Anonymous - / Friday 24 January 2014 21:02 / United Kingdom - Broxburn

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

By rain1 - / Monday 6 January 2014 02:54 / Canada - Windsor

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 December 2013 22:39 / United Kingdom

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

By anon / Friday 27 December 2013 07:28 / Canada - Saint John