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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    45%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • 50 favorites

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    66%
  • Consolation prize

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    500%
  • 50 quality comments

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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • One more and it's business time

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Calen5556's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

By Username / Monday 3 October 2011 17:58 / United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

By bananamuffin / Friday 30 March 2012 19:13 / United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

By anonamous / Monday 12 March 2012 21:45 / United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

By TerribleAddiction / Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:50 / United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 January 2012 19:55 / United States