About Cosco
Hey! I just like to read FML's and smile everyday, this is by far my favourite app! When posting an FML please don't fucking make up a corny story it's pretty obvious and annoying and whoever is moderating your FML will vote down :p send me a message I like to talk with new people no inappropriate crap though :pp
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Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 April 2009 03:34 / New Zealand

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering "that's what she said" during the eulogy. FML

By fuck people - / Friday 2 August 2013 20:58 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML

By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:49 / United States - Effingham

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

By kiwichick4life - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 16:42 / United States - Pickerington

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

By Dirty_Mind_69 - / Saturday 20 July 2013 08:35 / United States - Shreveport