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Blanksteve's favorite FMLs

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

By sampaloompy / Thursday 8 January 2009 08:32 / United States

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

By usadisvet - / Thursday 2 April 2015 06:43 / United States - Loudon

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 6 March 2015 03:19 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

By Highnapple / Wednesday 4 March 2015 07:55 / Canada - Sarnia

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

By m33p / Thursday 5 February 2015 20:42 / United States - San Francisco