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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • Consolation prize

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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Blablabla_95's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 20 June 2009 19:08 / United States

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

By NotSoYoung - / Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:35 / Canada

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 May 2009 17:34 / United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

By screamo - / Saturday 2 May 2009 20:44 / United Kingdom