About Beansforbill
This app is a waste of my time but it's addicting. Oh I'm a second year in college and I play tennis a lot. All you need to know.
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Beansforbill's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

By mystery / Saturday 7 December 2013 21:55 / United States - Minot

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

By thoughthewasjoking - / Friday 15 August 2014 21:10 / United States - Bessemer

Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML

By stupid older sister - / Thursday 24 July 2014 21:54 / United States - Saint Charles

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 July 2014 17:45 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

By wah wah "you raised him" - / Tuesday 22 April 2014 18:59 / United States - San Francisco