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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Bageltheotaku's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 19 September 2015 18:58 / United States - San Marcos

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

By I suck :( - / Wednesday 7 May 2014 21:25 / United States - Louisville

Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 April 2013 22:56 / United States

Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 May 2009 20:36 / United States

Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She starts going through it and finds baby pictures of my sister and I as well as pictures of the cats. She puts my baby pictures back in the box and closes the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 March 2009 05:38 / United States