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Badtz's favorite FMLs

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

By quick blow - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 02:53 / United States

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 May 2012 20:17 / United States - Aurora

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

By Krissy - / Friday 6 April 2012 02:11 / United States

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

By Diffy / Thursday 26 April 2012 11:49 / United States - Woburn

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

By kellie1115 / Tuesday 10 April 2012 04:41 / United States - Rowlesburg