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Auwhadup's favorite FMLs

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

By babysitter - / Thursday 26 March 2009 03:45 / United States

Today, I dyed my hair for the first time. It turned out great, and I couldn't wait to show it off during my night out with my friends. Everyone was so shocked or disgusted, I ended up claiming I lost a bet. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 July 2016 16:29 /

Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML

By evenmybodyhatesme - / Sunday 15 May 2016 06:47 / United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend moved in with me. I just walked into my kitchen to find my thirty year-old, perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet completely submerged in soapy water in the sink, presumably from last night when he washed the dishes. FML

By miss_strauss / Monday 25 January 2016 18:21 / United States - Conroe

Today, I went to reach for a long piece of lint next to my dryer. It was a snake. FML

By StillLoveMyDogs - / Wednesday 9 September 2015 07:34 / United States - San Francisco