About Andr913
I am going to read EVERY published FML ever...someday.
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    2%
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    8%
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    0%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    8%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    43%
  • 50 favorites

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    16%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    42%
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Andr913's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

By Noname / Friday 30 January 2009 18:18 / Canada

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 17 November 2011 02:24 / United States

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

By CaseyFpC85 / Sunday 11 September 2011 15:13 / United States

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

By CatOwner - / Tuesday 12 July 2011 02:15 / United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 July 2011 01:12 / United States