About Alvarortor
I potato.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Alvarortor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

By fatty - / Thursday 14 August 2014 03:46 / United States - Madison

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 14 August 2014 03:02 / New Zealand

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

By Mem - / Friday 30 May 2014 20:07 / Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:24 / United States - Chandler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

By get a grip, son - / Friday 30 May 2014 20:37 / United States - Pooler