About Alostfart
Hello! You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here. I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...? Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;) Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!
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Alostfart's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    400%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    527%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1,054%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3,454%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    100%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    14,100%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    133%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    881%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    47%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    234%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    796%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    51%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    5%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Alostfart's favorite FMLs
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