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Alexanimefreak's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 August 2014 05:16 / Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 July 2014 20:00 / Spain - Ripollet

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 July 2014 16:04 / United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I heard back from a company that I recently interviewed with. They told me I didn't get the job because "it was obvious that I had been coached." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually researched the company unlike the rest of the nit-wit candidates. FML

By jobless - / Wednesday 9 July 2014 05:02 / United States - Buffalo

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

By needsnewshorts - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 01:42 / United States - San Clemente