About Aushano
Completely cheeky SOB. Originally from New Zealand, now traveling Australia. Love everything from Wakeboarding, Jetskiing, cocktails, food to playing Halo, COD, Battlefield or any other game. Mishmash of personalities and enthusiasm. Love reading, dogs and chilling on the beach. Happy Days :)
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Aushano's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 November 2013 17:34 / United States - Rowland Heights

Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML

By Champignon - / Friday 1 November 2013 14:17 / Belgium - Brasschaat

Today, after being forced to take my little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

By PumaPounce - / Saturday 2 November 2013 04:50 / United States - Butler

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

By brokeasajoke / Friday 1 November 2013 12:58 / United States - El Reno

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

By TheTruthofWomen - / Monday 4 November 2013 05:45 / United States