About Atsviper
I get bored and go on FML to look for a good laugh...Feel free to msg me... : )
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  • Beginner

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

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  • Checking you out

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    35%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    19%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    22%
  • 50 quality comments

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    60%
  • The rules are the rules

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    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    65%
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Atsviper's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 16 January 2015 01:08 / United States - La Crosse

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

By John - / Tuesday 21 October 2014 00:29 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 March 2014 00:26 / United Kingdom

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

By gymgirl / Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:48 / United States - Grand Prairie