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By BeboKhaos - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 02:37 / United States
By ilikeirishducks - / Friday 19 June 2009 13:51 / Italy
By OhGeez - / Monday 8 June 2009 19:41 / Canada

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

By jilted - / Saturday 21 March 2009 07:15 / United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States