About Akalbeth
Disclaimer: la description date de mon adolescence, mais comme je suis une feignasse je vais pas la changer. Alors pour commencer je suis fan du Seigneur des Anneaux et de son univers. Bon ça c'est fait. Sinon je mange plus de chocolat qu'une fille en dépression, je trouve que la nuit à plus de charme que le jour, j'aime boire mon thé devant un film pendant qu'il neige (des fois je pense à ceux qui sont dehors à ce moment) et j'adore parcourir les profils, même que des fois je mets un miaou (rage pas si je te le rends pas) D'ailleurs les gens qui les mandient m'énervent. J'ai pas snap, kik, insta, etc... ce qui fait de moi un asocial apparemment... mais bon ça me va très bien... De toute façon j'aime pas les gens. Voilà. Et puis je t'emmerde. Je suis chiant aussi si t'avais pas remarqué. Et pour le reste, bah mp je réponds, des fois... (après si t'es pas original, je le serai pas non plus). Et dsl si je me connecte pas tous les jours... (je réponds pa o +18 pask vous ette tous dé perver et lé gamin imaturr non plu, nan mai allô quoi!!) Ah j'oubliais: \m/
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Akalbeth's FML badges
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    2%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    1%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    0%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    1%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    2%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    57%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    10%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    13%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    54%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    27%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    57%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    9%
The list of badges to find
Akalbeth's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, je suis dans ma 45e année et je suis toujours puceau. VDM

By geek / Wednesday 6 February 2008 17:49 / France
By Anonyme / Sunday 3 January 2016 00:42 / France - Poitiers
By Mllecloque / Friday 1 January 2016 22:40 / France - Meximieux
By Gloups / Tuesday 28 July 2015 07:45 / France - Paris
By grosseSDF / Thursday 18 June 2015 19:27 / France