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  • Beginner

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

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  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

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  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Happy ending

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  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Consolation prize

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Judgmental

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    14%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    23%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    32%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • Happy month-versary

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    540%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • Picture this FML

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    36%
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Ulissey_fml's favorite FMLs
By Littlethings1 - / Thursday 31 March 2016 17:07 / United States - Tallahassee
By birthday_loser - / Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:33 / United States - Newport News
By Anonymous / Monday 21 January 2013 12:48 / United States - Baltimore

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States