About Becca9985
Working my way thru FMLs on my way to achieving the "voted on 100% of the FMLs on the site" badge, I feel like I should make my stance known on a few scenarios. If the OP posts something that happened while they were under the influence of alcohol or drugs, it's an automatic YDI. If the OP posts something they attempted to do while showing off, it's an automatic YDI. Seriously, people, it's called common sense! Everyone knows you do stupid things if you get drunk, stoned, high, or try to impress someone, so you'll deserve it every single time.
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Becca9985's FML badges
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    360%
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    104%
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    16%
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    38%
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Becca9985's favorite FMLs
By tal / Wednesday 22 August 2012 09:57 / France

Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML

By Oli974 / Thursday 22 October 2015 13:08 / France - N?ves-parmelan
By driver - / Wednesday 6 January 2010 14:55 / United States
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By hedgehog5 / Saturday 11 April 2009 19:14 / United States