About Fatelie
Don't be a grammar Nazi! If you can understand the point I'm trying to get across, then who gives a shit if I spell colour wrong? P.S That's how you actually spell it you damn Yanks. Now give us back Maine! P.P.S Snape kills Dumbledore P.P.P.S The cake is a lie Internet cookies to whoever knows where I'm from and isn't a Nazi or a part of Manifest Destiny or Native. Disclaimer: The cookies are imaginary and chloroform flavoured. To collect, call 1-204-COOKIES, then press 7, shit yourself 4 times and hang up. Any Natives calling will immediately be put in the Guinness Records for owning both a telephone and a computer and being sober enough to use them. They however will not recieve the cookies, as we ran out of bannock and the poker derby is over. Gingers are also not entitled to get any cookies. Cake is available as well but it may or may not be a lie. If you live in Soviet Russia we ask that you not call due to the fact that the cookies may eat you. Om nom nom.
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