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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    10%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    83%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    57%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    73%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    0%
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Hyperspeed34's favorite FMLs
By dead - / Friday 18 March 2016 19:40 / United Kingdom

With The "Ask A Question" Feature Annoying Everyone On Instagram, This Artist Found A Cool Way To Get Creative

The "Ask me a Question" feature on Instagram has been a big FML for anyone who got over playing the question game in middle school.

By nadine - / Friday 13 July 2018 22:00 /
By 0stvn0 - / Friday 16 March 2012 01:18 / Canada

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

By meantowheels - / Sunday 21 June 2009 02:29 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 November 2010 20:36 / Canada