About 5fdpmetalhead
I absolutely looove sports. And nature, music, animals, reading, and writing. I love the country, it's home. I'm a nerd, and the jock, and the artistic one, and the popular one, and the redneck one, and the weird one, and the badass rocker chick. I'm also really funny and make just about everything dirty. I'm a hardcore adrenaline junkie. I'm just a crazy lively person who knows how to have fun Also the biggest fuckin dork you'll ever meet though?
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