About Maelannrose
*...je suis hors d’état de constater une valeur ou une non-valeur définitive ; je n’ai pas de jugement sur moi ou sur ma vie. Je ne suis tout à fait sûre en rien. Je n’ai à proprement parler aucune conviction définitive, à aucun sujet. Je sais seulement que je suis née, et que j’existe ; et c’est comme si j’éprouvais le sentiment d’être portée. J’existe sur la base de quelque chose que je ne connais pas. Malgré toute l’incertitude, je ressens la solidité de ce qui existe et la continuité de mon être, telle que je suis. Dans un emmêlement confus, la verdure des arbres fait partie de mon sang. La vie palpite dans mon cœur distant… Je n'étais pas destinée au réel, mais la vie a voulu venir à ma rencontre…*
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Maelannrose's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    26%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    6%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    3%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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