About Pieceoschmidt
Allow me to enlighten you, I am brutally honest which tends to lead people to believe I am an abrasive asshole and this holds true as I feel this prejudice against me warrants my reactions. This perpetual cycle of misguided rage only fuels the fire that inevitably consumes us all in the end. In closing I will add this: As if a shadow I've been behind the metaphorical curtain, silently planning when and where to strike with deadly accurate, wildly infallible logic. Those that I feel of lower intelligence will be dealt with according to the depth of their stupidity, but when the time comes, feel honored that I took the time to comment on your foolishness, as I feel honored that you took the time to read this. Deer grammer nazis, im placying this hear too spacifikally distroy you're intire day, may korrecting this imuge ruyn you're intire fukcing weak.
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