About Mathalamus
I am very unusual. I mean, on the extreme side of unusual. My opinions are pretty much unique to myself. One new development is that i am pretty much ultra liberal. And not a lot of people agree with me. Some of them violently disagree. My social skills are still bad, but I am making a marginal attempt to increase it. Just enough to avoid a harsh anti mathalian uprising. But I ain't gonna change this ultra liberal attitude of mine. One example of that attitude is my Non Judgement Policy, which didn't allow judgement on anything. No matter how morally wrong, illegal, disgusting, or evil it is. It still needs some work. It's not our place to judge. Leave that to the jury. Or other qualified people.
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Mathalamus's FML badges
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

    You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    68%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    14%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    29%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    6%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    68%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    607%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
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By The dude - / Sunday 30 September 2018 14:30 / Lebanon - Beirut