About 12goldfish69
I'm pretty interesting. I'm open to guys and girls so hit me up. Camping, tobacco, running, swimming, reading, writing, drawing, swinging, music and singing. Those are all things I love. I tend to always take everything too far somehow. That's why I don't think it's a good idea for me to comment on FML's lol. Please message me if ya want. Anyone is welcome but try not to creep me out. WARNING: I'm really shy and mostly awkward so please be patient with me. I'm open to questions. Suicide awareness is very important to me. I love Native Americans and their customs and traditions. Yes, my profile picture is of me. I don't really know of anything else to add. So if you continued to read all of this, I hope you have a fantastic day and here is a little joke: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
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12goldfish69's favorite FMLs
By Mc2013 - / Sunday 12 October 2014 17:38 / United States

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

By Anonyme - / Friday 26 September 2014 06:56 / France - Saint-di

Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML

By youonlyneed2squares - / Wednesday 24 September 2014 04:10 /
By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 October 2014 15:47 / United States - Arlington
By facepalm - / Wednesday 15 October 2014 23:36 / United States - Gainesville