About Singingwolf
My name is Sarah but I have millions of nicknames such as Lizzy, Oreowens, That One Girl, The (enter adjective) One, and most commonly, The Secretly Fat Girl. I'm 5'2" and my record highest weight is 104.3. I eat twice as much as anyone I know though. I'm popular for bringing oreos, cotton candy, packs of bacon, and even bottles of sprinkles to school and eating them in class. I'm very candid which can make me mean sometimes. Music is my life. I love all genres except rap crap. I play no sports but have always wanted to be good at athletics. I'm the highest ranking student in my archery class. I usually read at least 30 books a year. I'm a geek and a nerd. I love video games and can probably kick your butt at them. I have many different beliefs on many different subjects. Message me if I'm interesting to you. Message me even if I'm not interesting to you because chances are I'm just eating my food all alone in front of a game console. P.S. No I don't have a kik
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Singingwolf's favorite FMLs
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