FML : chjh910

About Chjh910

I'm a 1st degree blackbelt, starting power forward for my rec basketball team, 5,3, weigh 120 pounds, train with elite fighters, my parents are the owners of pizza Tyme, norton MA, and I'm school president effective next year, but I still have those FML moments.

Chjh910 - Followers

Chjh910 - Followed

Chjh910's page visits

Hugged!

Chjh910's FML badges

Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

66%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

77%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

0%

The list of badges to find

Chjh910's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thissucks - / Sunday 1 March 2009 19:27 / United States

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Paws_Cat / Wednesday 20 May 2015 18:35 / United States - North Dartmouth

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blemarooney / Friday 1 May 2015 23:34 / Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it