About Hippodankamus
"By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion. Remember, O Lord, The Children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem who said, "Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation." O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed. How happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." -Joshua Graham, Honest Hearts About me? Ok. Let's see. Um...I like to read. I also enjoy writing creatively. I'm a Redditor. I watch an unhealthy amount of TV shows. My sign is Leo. My favorite genres of music include rock, rap, and electronic, but I sometimes listen to classical. I have a dog named Maggie. Winter is my favorite season. I love Netflix, video games, sweatpants, and bacon. Fuck, I love bacon. Yup... that's about it. Hope you enjoyed my profile, I guess.
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