About Kittenvks
Ok so some basic English and grammar rules here, everyone ready? 1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (they're old hat) 4. Contractions aren't necessary. 5. One should never generalize. 6. Avoid comparisons they're like cliches! 7. Be more or less specific. 8. Understatement is always best. 9. One word sentences? Eliminate. 10. Profanity is rude, don't fucking do that shit. Thank you for reading, I am not responsible for any thumbs down.
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Kittenvks's favorite FMLs

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

By mrWrong - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:20 / United States
By wdunn69733 - / Thursday 11 October 2012 14:30 / United States - Macon
By Jesse - / Thursday 10 May 2012 21:22 / United States - Bothell
By Turnipseed3 / Thursday 3 May 2012 17:00 / United States
By karmafails - / Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:17 / United Kingdom - Addlestone