About Swancaribou
Je ne veux pas faire comme tout le monde : "je suis pas douée pour les descriptions" et puis finalement écrire une biographie. Je m'appelle Swan Je me drogue à la danse orientale tous les soirs. #Drum Je ne suis pas juste lycéenne j'ai un boulot mais marre que tout le monde crie au fake alors si tu veux viens en Mp ⤴ Je vous fais des bisous, bonne nuit ou soirée ou journée ou ce que vous voulez !
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Aujourd'hui, je suis dans ma 45e année et je suis toujours puceau. VDM

By geek / Wednesday 6 February 2008 17:49 / France
By Anonyme - / Friday 2 May 2014 07:27 /

Aujourd'hui, ma femme et moi avons invité mon meilleur ami, Benoit, et son amie. Après avoir fait manger Karl, mon enfant, nous prenons place à table et commençons le repas. Mon fils, jouant à côté de la table, se lève et dit : "Papa, pourquoi tonton Ben écrase le pied à maman ?"... VDM

By jonas / Wednesday 3 September 2008 13:05 /
By manque2bol / Tuesday 26 August 2008 06:57 /
By Marie / Saturday 9 August 2008 09:00 /