About Renotherhino
Salutations, I'm Reno. (That's not my name.) Yes, I really am 81 years old. (No I'm not.) I pride myself in being part of renowned international botany clubs, as well as knitting, sewing, crocheting, and quilting legions. I participate in underwater basket weaving, lacrosse, cricket, conk smashing, sheep counting, dodgeball, crochet, camel racing, curling, frisbee, stair climbing, hackie-sack, and in my spare time, chasing a wheel of cheese down a giant hill. What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent! As well as the fact that they're all dead. The only thing coming from their bodies now are fossil fuels.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    56%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Renotherhino's favorite FMLs
By blondie107 / Tuesday 7 May 2013 00:52 / United States - Richardson

Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML

By princeronron / Tuesday 8 September 2015 02:02 / Switzerland - Prilly
By siddance / Friday 4 September 2015 18:08 / United States - San Diego
By JordanAfml - / Thursday 3 September 2015 21:14 / United States - Lake Havasu City
By really? / Tuesday 1 September 2015 19:43 / United States