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⚡Attttention aux yeux, y'a beaucoup de smileys⚡👁👁😎. Ba oui, 'suis quelqu'un d'expressif. Alors moi 'suis fan de Kaamelott 📜🐴🐐🍻, des films de science-fiction🚀💫🌠 ... J'écoute de la musique Indienne 👳🇮🇳, Pop-Rock 🎸Années 80 🎼🎶Electroswing🎺🎷🎻 ect...Je chante, c'est ma passion 🎤🎵 Sinon j'aime trop les licornes 🦄( oui oui, ce n'est pas une blague 🤣) les sirènes 🌊, J'adore le film "Alice aux pays des merveilles" de Tim Burton 🎀🐇; il faut dire que j'ai un fâcheux côté Cheschire cat 😹... J'adore les vrais chats, aussi 🐈. J'aimerais pas habiter sur une île déserte 🏝, y'a pas le wifi 📶 ni Mac Do 🍔🍟. J'suis pas sur VDM pour supporter vos dragouilles😡 🚨🚧⛔Je suis mariée avec un homme formidable donc vous perdez votre temps 🤵🏻👰🏽💘💍💃🏽. Ah, et je vous vois v'nir 👀 avec vos MP de tentatives d'approche hein 💬 💀👎🏽🔫🔪💣. J'suis sur VDM pour me marrer 😂😅😆😜et je miaoute 😸 toutes celles et ceux qui visitent mon profil 🏃👣📝💻📃sans exception 🚷🚹🚺qu'on me miaoute ou pas... DONC...te sent pas exceptionnel ( le ) 🚽💩 si je te miaoute, c'est pénible.🙄😒
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Free-mouse's favorite FMLs
By Alex - / Saturday 12 May 2018 11:00 / France
By Mel07 - / Sunday 3 September 2017 18:03 /
By slmgtm - / Tuesday 5 September 2017 06:02 /
By Anonyme - / Thursday 20 April 2017 20:00 /

Aujourd'hui, et comme tout les matins, je me fais un café. Je mets en marche la machine, j'entends le bruit du café qui passe. Je vais pour prendre ma tasse. J'avais oublié de changer de dosette. Et j'avais pas mis de tasse non plus. Y'a de l'eau partout. VDM

By "Elfie Frimousse" / Monday 20 March 2017 14:41 /