About Qwertymcnugget
You don't remember me. But I remember you. I lay awake trying not to think of you. The way you let me down. The way you did me wrong. The universe keeps turning. Where do I belong?
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Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

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