About Hamstersforeal
wassup earthlings im paige my hobbies r sitting in my snuggie drinkin penguins i'd be alot happier right now if i had a bagel... my goal is to be the ambassador of llamas i can stick 2 icecubes up one nostril dont ask me to show u take my word for it *wink wink* seriously wheres that bagel?? my mum says hi i am addicted to harry potter and Mr. filch's cat, Ms. Norris. OMFG that cat is fuckin sexii... confused? ya me too enough said ..... i think yea thats enough... do u like green eggs and ham? :O ....... nom nom nom awwww poop ... i wish to be a washing machine... i see fish and flying flowers in the sky when my mother pees. AVADA KEDRAVA ... well thats what u get for stayin' on my page nigga. now get the hell off b4 chuck norris decides to kick u off texas... thats right man, chuck norris can do that AND NOW UR DEEEEAD
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Hamstersforeal's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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